matt + chris's bday

wednesday night was probably one of the biggest we've had thus far. it was matt's birthday (and twix's!!) and chris's birthday on thursday so the general opinion was to give them one to remember (: i was a big speeding ball of energy, sprinting around the place, talking to everyone.. i just wanted to make sure i remembered the funnier points of the night so here goes:

* josh climbed up the pole holding up the gazebo by the fireplace
* small sam spent most of the night walking around in her thong
* sammy d, sam and josh broke into the private villa on the property to try and find alcohol, ended up jumping on the bed and stealing abdulla, this weird wooden doll carving thing
* josh had a long stick he put in the fire and kept trying to torch the camp
* sam and sammy d were in boxers most of the time
* josh told one of people here (unnamed) he was a fucking weirdo (awkward)
* sammy d and jasmine walked in on campbell and olly in the room, stole pringles,, ran a muck, refused to leave
* miranda also walked in on olly + campbell and jane + matt and had a shouting fit, telling them to get out of her room
* a rumor started that eustace (our camp manager) was here and people freaked
* lucy told someone she hoped they'd get shot in the foot, so everyone ended up thinking someone had been shot in the foot
* the police, armed with massive rifles, rocked up thinking something had happened because the girls were screaming really loud
* miranda and sammy d set off a fire extinguisher
* sammy d and sam went on a food-hunting mission, found a box of milo cereal, literally tore it open and were down on all fours chowing down like ravenous beasts
* after most people had gone to bed and a few of us were still awake, i spent at least an hour entertaining myself by walking around the fire because i had so much energy but didn't know what to do

hopefully that'll count as a birthday to remember..